TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR

Wake up sunday morning and find a rat nailed to your door:

Translation: your neighbours don't like you....at all...

Solution: Move away as fast as u can.

Wake up sunday morning and find a basket of fresh muffins at your door:

Translation: your neighbours like you, definitely.

Solution: Bake sth. and invite yr neighbours over.

Wake up sunday morning and find naked pictures of yourself with the preacher:

Translation: your neighbours are trying to blackmail you.

Solution: start banging your neighbours.

Wake up sunday morning and find a car parked at your driveway:

Translation: someone called the cops on you.

Solution: don't do drugs for a couple of days...

Wake up sunday morning and find plastic glasses, empty bottles and scraps of food:

Translation: you had a neighborhood party you don't remember anything of.

Solution: call yr neighbours and ask if anyone remembers where you left your car keys.

Wake up sunday morning and find a lot of bouquets of roses and such on your porch:

Translation: somebody loves you...or you might be dead.

Solution: Check pulse.

Ain't life in the suburbs sweet?

WICKED NEWS

GOOD EVENING UNDERWORLD!

Welcome to this wicked week's news report.





You're probably wondering what on earth we mean; what is especially wicked about this particular week, or what mental problems we've gone through before deciding to put our show at 4 in the afternoon...?! O.o





- I guess we should probably tell them.


- Why?, nooooo.


- We should, seriously.


- I don't wanna.


- But, dude, come on, it's not like it's the end of the world, or is it?


- That could be arranged....


- What are you talking about, dude!?, you're not serious, are you?...I'm sorry, I knew he was a nutcase when I hired him, her, it...thhh...whatever the hell you are!!!


- I'm not happy about that hurtful comment. I think I'm gonna go find a bottle...andsome kinda alcohol...and cloths...and MOLOTOOOOVVVV!!!!!!!


- Ha ha ha I waas kidding....jus' kidding...right everybody??


- Yeees


- You think you're such a big shot, u do....you do!!! you sick bastard, filling people's minds witht his kinda crap you call "ENTERTAINMENT" Why don't you go fuck a tree....? or at least plant one? would be productive in one way at least...huh?


- Ho ho ho er...we don't have to be aggressive...I guess things got a bit off-hand at some point, iI'm sorry Edna, Edward...whatever the hell you are!!!!


- Oh no...

KAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABÓooooooOOOOOOM

La propiamente dicha

-Sometimes you feel like shit.

-Some others, you feel like important shit...

that--is--not--the--case--

so make it plain white tp for me....

99 Red Balloons

You and I in a little toy shop
buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message, "Something's out there"
Floating in the summer sky
99 red balloons go by.

99 red balloons floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
Where 99 red balloons go by.

99 Decision Street, 99 ministers meet
To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war
The president is on the line
As 99 red balloons go by.

99 Knights of the air
ride super-high-tech jet fighters
Everyone's a Silverhero
Everyone's a Captain Kirk
With orders to identify
To clarify and classify
Scramble in the summer sky
As 99 red balloons go by.

As 99 red balloons go by.

99 dreams I have had
In every one a red balloon
It's all over and I'm standin' pretty
In this dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenier
Just to prove the world was here...
And here is a red balloon
I think of you and let it go

Sigh...QUOTES...Good night, and thank you for coming!!

"Ever notice how "what the hell" is always the right answer?" - Marilyn Monroe.

"May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine. "
Frank Sinatra

"I failed to make the chess team because of my height. "

Woody Allen

" Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. "

Albert Einstein

"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."
Emo Philips

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. "

Brooke Shields

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Mark Twain

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers

Wit is educated insolence.

Aristotle

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

Mark Twain

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.

Albert Einstein

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.

Ben Hecht

Love is being stupid together.

Paul Valery

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

Marilyn Monroe

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

Frank Zappa

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
Lenny Bruce

I hate facts. I always say the chief end of man is to form general propositions -
adding that no general proposition is worth a damn.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Jay Leno

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Christina Aguilera

Weelllll...just so you know, there'll be more of this going on....soon

xxxooxxxoxoxoxoxxxooooxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Lady Mynna

Estado 2.80

Estado hmmm....

se me ocurrieron dos mil cosas relacionadas con ese término en el segundo en que leí "estado de blogger"....pero no se si vale la pena ponerlas...

Llegué hace aproximadamente hmmm no se...media hora y tengo sueño, estoy demacrada y me siento explotada...

explotada...sip, por el 2.80 de mi título, es es mi número del momento...lindísimo no? para los que ya saben lo que significa, bárbaro...
pero para los demás se los dejo a la mera deducción que no se si es posible a las 2 am.

Bueno.

Normalmente podría decir que escribo cosas poéticas o al menos mas alejadas de mi realidad...pero la verdad es que esto de divagar incoherencias sólo para darme el gusto de leerlas después no tiene entrada en mi onda de hoy.

Les cuento, ya que estoy, que trabajo en un hermooooso (denótese ironía) lugar, durante 9 hs 5 días a la semana...por 2.80
Un hermooooso lugar (idem), en que hago traducciones de portugués a inglés, inglés a español, español a inglés...y demás idiomas que por ósmosis entiendo (italiano, francés)....gratis....absolutamente gratis.

Me paso tres semanas del mes a sopitas quick y barras de cereal, y la otra como comida de microcentro que me produjo gastroenteritis. Fantástico.

no salgo....o si salgo pero vivo a mis amigos o a mi novio...a quien ya le debo un hermoso tres digitos poco menor a mi sueldo...

Alucinante.

Es fantástico como la señorita de los vidrios de colores tiene una sensación tan negra d esu futuro cercano...no?

Vive le couleurs!!!!
Vive le Rose!!
Vive les coeurs....
Vive...

hmmm....
anyhow...

-shit-

Sigo componiendo blues....yay!

LA VIE EN ROSE

La vie en Rose, Mynna, Ácido Hialurónico.

Ánimo. Desanimado. Feliz. Decaído.

Se posa una golondrina en el ojo de piedra de un ángel de pérgola.

Se posa una golondrina en la piedra.

Y qué más da.

Si es tan solo piedra.

Rompen polvo los rayos del sol - 7 am - rompen los rayos del sol.

Y como rompen.

- 4 pm - suena un teléfono, ....- Alo, sim, con, Dr...-

Si, ya le transfiero.

tuu-tuu tu-tuu tuu-tuuu

- 5 pm - 37.7

- 7 pm - 38.5

- 11 pm - 39.6

- 8 am - Rasposa mañana. Como cuesta.

Espalda con panza, panza con espalda, rodillas encastradas, brazo con cabeza, cabeza con brazo, brazo con hombro, hombro con brazo, mano entrelazada con una mano entrelazada a la misma. Pies calientes.
Alma caliente.
Calor Humano.

Calor - Amor

Amor y calor humano entrelazados en las manos entrelazadas en las mismas manos.

- SONRIE. EL MUNDO, UNA VEZ MÁS, TE DEDICA SU ETERNA CALIDEZ. -

De a uno de a dos, de a uno de a dos.

DE a DOS. de A dos.

Veo veo.

Qué vez? A tí

A mí? Y bien sí, si es a tí a quién estoy mirando. Ni al azulejo, ni las venecitas, ni al barrendero, ni al carro, ni a las abejas o las flores, ni a mi hogar.

ES A TÍ.

Quiero recordar tus ojos antes de olvidarlos.
No recuerdo tanto que a veces encontrarlo es tan difícil.
Y resulta tan poco simple que el esfuerzo podría ser eterno.

Más uno nunca se cansa de recordar olvidos. Nunca...nunca...nunca.

- nunca. -

Está en la piel, o no lo está pero sin piel no hay vida en lo fijo.

Piel, piel, piel...Está tan cerca y tan lejos.

Cubre, sana y cura; cuadra, compromete y entrega; protege, acaricia y respira.

Mi piel.

Es mía.

Y como mía.

Es de quien quiero.

Y eres tú.

Sin más nombres. Porque de este no voy a olvidarme.

Felices, muy felices tantos meses como son, ni más, ni menos. Tantos, simplemente.