Sigh...QUOTES...Good night, and thank you for coming!!

"Ever notice how "what the hell" is always the right answer?" - Marilyn Monroe.

"May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine. "
Frank Sinatra

"I failed to make the chess team because of my height. "

Woody Allen

" Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. "

Albert Einstein

"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."
Emo Philips

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. "

Brooke Shields

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Mark Twain

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Joan Rivers

Wit is educated insolence.

Aristotle

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

Mark Twain

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.

Albert Einstein

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.

Ben Hecht

Love is being stupid together.

Paul Valery

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

Marilyn Monroe

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

Frank Zappa

If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
Lenny Bruce

I hate facts. I always say the chief end of man is to form general propositions -
adding that no general proposition is worth a damn.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Jay Leno

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Christina Aguilera

Weelllll...just so you know, there'll be more of this going on....soon

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Lady Mynna