WICKED NEWS

GOOD EVENING UNDERWORLD!

Welcome to this wicked week's news report.





You're probably wondering what on earth we mean; what is especially wicked about this particular week, or what mental problems we've gone through before deciding to put our show at 4 in the afternoon...?! O.o





- I guess we should probably tell them.


- Why?, nooooo.


- We should, seriously.


- I don't wanna.


- But, dude, come on, it's not like it's the end of the world, or is it?


- That could be arranged....


- What are you talking about, dude!?, you're not serious, are you?...I'm sorry, I knew he was a nutcase when I hired him, her, it...thhh...whatever the hell you are!!!


- I'm not happy about that hurtful comment. I think I'm gonna go find a bottle...andsome kinda alcohol...and cloths...and MOLOTOOOOVVVV!!!!!!!


- Ha ha ha I waas kidding....jus' kidding...right everybody??


- Yeees


- You think you're such a big shot, u do....you do!!! you sick bastard, filling people's minds witht his kinda crap you call "ENTERTAINMENT" Why don't you go fuck a tree....? or at least plant one? would be productive in one way at least...huh?


- Ho ho ho er...we don't have to be aggressive...I guess things got a bit off-hand at some point, iI'm sorry Edna, Edward...whatever the hell you are!!!!


- Oh no...

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