Tuesday, October 16, 2007

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR

Wake up sunday morning and find a rat nailed to your door:

Translation: your neighbours don't like you....at all...

Solution: Move away as fast as u can.

Wake up sunday morning and find a basket of fresh muffins at your door:

Translation: your neighbours like you, definitely.

Solution: Bake sth. and invite yr neighbours over.

Wake up sunday morning and find naked pictures of yourself with the preacher:

Translation: your neighbours are trying to blackmail you.

Solution: start banging your neighbours.

Wake up sunday morning and find a car parked at your driveway:

Translation: someone called the cops on you.

Solution: don't do drugs for a couple of days...

Wake up sunday morning and find plastic glasses, empty bottles and scraps of food:

Translation: you had a neighborhood party you don't remember anything of.

Solution: call yr neighbours and ask if anyone remembers where you left your car keys.

Wake up sunday morning and find a lot of bouquets of roses and such on your porch:

Translation: somebody loves you...or you might be dead.

Solution: Check pulse.

Ain't life in the suburbs sweet?

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